It's satire, you jerks.

Existing Tom Clancy Titles and Never-To-Be Tom Clancy Titles

CLANCY

Without Remorse
Cutting Edge
Executive Order
Breaking Point
Wild Card
Ruthless.com
Red Storm Rising
Red Rabbit
The Sum of All Fears
The Bear and the Dragon
Rainbow Six
The Cardinal of the Kremlin
Patriot Games
Hidden Agendas
The Teeth of the Tiger
The Hunt for Red October
Bio-Strike
Debt of Honor
War of Eagles
Shadow Watch
Mission of Honor
Balance of Power
Games of State
Call to Treason
Acts of War

NEVER CLANCY

With Remorse
Diplomacy Works
Niggling Concerns
Archipelago at War
Rogue Baker
Dewpoint Critical
Corridor of Naps
Camp Thunderducklings
Uprising Rising
Soviet Douchebags
Air Force 2: Ironic First Strike
The Hawk and the Fern
Bed, Bath, and B52’s
USS Friendship
Septuplet Agent: Confusing Loyalties
Appellate Circuit Danger Squad
The Molar of the Manatee
Sniper’s Scope: Minty Fresh Justice
Midnight Train To Moscow*
Brunch of Honor
Ghost Ops: Broad Daylight Fuck Up
The Freedomtastics
Machine Washable
Man Down…Under: Australian Agenda
The Hunt for Ben Folds Five


*Billy Crystal comedy special on HBO