DRINK AT WORK.com now posting my genius

Today, with the official launch of my column Sean Crespo Will Teach You Satire at www.drinkatwork.com, marks the beginning of the Sean Crespo Dynastic Age. (please note I did try to fit my full name into the above sentence a third time but the stress on the base struts was too high)

Is it a dynasty, technically? Well, ok so far it's just me and yes, I have no kids or relatives to whom I can pass on this legacy, but for now, well, I have just finished talking to my Inner Therapist while lying down on my Inner Couch and we came to the Inner Conclusion that I am enough for now.

I AM ENOUGH.

So check Sean Crespo Will Teach You Satire at www.drinkatwork.com every Thursday. Sometimes it will be a post I've already made here. Sometimes it'll be brand new. Sometimes it will be horse pornography. (please note I included the words horse pornography simply to jockey for a higher position on google searches).

Thank you all. I will remember one fifth of you when I am famous. Another fifth I will have entombed alive within my dynastic pyramids to await me and eternal service to me in the after life. The other three fifths...you may go about your business.

Truly, you are blessed.


Yours in Inner Sean Crespos,

The Crespo