Possible Titles for Books Written by College Sports Champion Coaches This Year

1. Grit: Coach Ritchie and the Texas A&R Punisher’s 2005 Championship Season
2. Mr. Grit Goes To Washington…State: The Harpoon’s Northwest Conference Title Year with Coach Fremont
3. Redifining Grit: Coach Halberdsman Shares the Ups and Downs of the Ohio College of the Valley Cannonballs’ 2005 Season
4. Shear Grit: Inside Coach Porter’s 2005 Championship Penn U. College Ravenous Cougars Line-Up
5. One Man’s Struggle To Instill Grit: A Portrait of Coach Tone and His Delaware State Decapitators’ 2005 Season
6. Sewing the Seeds of Grit: Coach Dremp and the Rhode Island School for Botany Gut Wounds Share Their Story
7. Grit, A Four-Letter Word: How Coach Barbari and the Sacramento College of the Arts’ Africanized Bees Bucked The Odds
8. I Grit, You Grit, We All Grit for Championships: Coach Antwerpe and the Union of Charleston Area Accredited College Cannibals’ 2005 “Season of Dreamin’”
9. In the Grit of Time: Coach Spellman’s Journey to the Top with His Pensacola College of Marine Biology Shivs
10. Grit and Bear It: How Coach Douglas and The Underdog Champs, The Detroit Seminary Inquisitors, Took On Their Division
11. What’s Grit Got To Do Got To Do With It?: “Everything” According to Coach Greely and His Massachusetts Scaphists, Who It Might Be Mentioned, Won in 2005
12. G-R-I-T Spells…Coach Parker and His 2005 Reno State U. Staplegun Accidents’ Championship Year
13. Doing it with Grit: Coach Lampanelli’s Theories on Life, Marriage, and Getting the DesMoines University Scythes To Win Win Win!
14. Now, that’s Grit!: How Coach Fryman Took the Alabama Community College Cruise Missiles From Zeros to Heros…By Using Grit
15. Grrrrrrrrit!: Coach Gauwer Expounds On Why His Louisiana State Tech Stabbies Out-Classed, Out-Shined, and Out-Gritted the Competition (Who Were Notable Only For Their Lack of Grit)
16. The Gritman Cometh: How Coach Hillerdy’s Kansas City College University Severed Carotids Outdid The Competition and Redefined College Polo Forever…Through Grit, Mind You.
17. The Grit Who Stole Christmas (and the Division Title): Coach Yardley’s Pueblo Vivisectors and Their 2005 Championship Season Which Was Filled With Grit
18. If I Were Grit and Grit Were A Number, I’d Be 1 X 10 (42): Coach Coachly and the Aurora State Testicle Electrocutors’ Successful Pro-Grit Policies On The Field
19. Grittily We Did It: The Story of Coach Bellfry and His Arizona Institute Disembowelers’ 2005 Championship Season Which Was Simply Just Filled With Gobs and Gobs of Grit
20. The Story of Grit: The Miami Air-Born Pathogens’s 2005 Championship Come Back and How Coach Villman Did It (The Answer Is “He Did It With Grit” But A Similarly Worded Title Had Already Been Published)
21. Fuck You! I’m Grittier: Coach Potter Gets Sued Simply For Assessing Honestly the State of Grit in College Sports So Fuck You Again You Pussies
22. My Life Is A Vapid Enterprise Characterized Mostly By The Shallow Pursuit of Winning My College Sports Division: Why Coach Lithium Committed Suicide

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