Monday, December 26, 2005

BestBuy is way late fixing my laptop, you jerks, but they're jerks too now so maybe you won't feel so alone, you jerks (again).

The delivery of my newly healed laptop should have been made a few days ago, but I guess the Best Buy tech department didn't have time to deal with my Toshiba Satellite Notebook cause they were probably busy with Santa's 800 million plus list of defective products they should expect to find returned shortly after the 25th, which he guiltily delivered to children in the full knowledge these devices would shut down, explod, melt, disintegrate, etc and so forth and so on after approx. 23 minutes of gentle use.

So once again, the return of my brilliant blog has been postponed until regular access to the internet is re-established. And I'm not going to Kinko's to update so you can just forget that. Kinko's recently raised their on-line rate to one limb/minute. It's even more if you want to use a computer with photoshop.

So listen, stow the whining till I get back. I'm in as much pain as you are. You think I don't want to say mean things on the web every day or so?

That was rhetorical.

God I hate you all.


Yours in Christ,

Sean